No such thing as an 'F'

There. I've slipped, I've knocked my head so hard to the hardest of all rocks. Yet I still feel like a half-empty glass.

And then you came along, with a fine looking Chinese old man who fits perfectly into my definition of an 'orang tua gila comel'. His trishaw was all he needed to rely on. It was, and will always be, the one and only thing that adds up to his lifetime of happiness.

No fancy cars nor fare evasion karmas.

Just a whole lifetime of pedalling with a passenger that will never ever stop believing in him.

:)

Weird Fishes/Arpeggi

Wouldn't it be awesome if your partner could be a rainbow?

A drawing. A reflection. A logo. A pair of socks. A flag. A Rubik's Cube. Crayola. Thom Yorke. Nintendo. Skittles. A carpet. A towel. Thom Yorke. A tattoo. A hot air balloon. Post-its. The Simpsons. Thom Yorke.


At least I would be reassured that the colors won't ever fade again.

Coacher

It's crazy how I can go nuts without google. My internet got temporarily disconnected and I actually had the thought of stabbing that bastard next door, no joke. The knife was already held tightly in my right hand. All I needed was guts. P.s: I was cooking.

But of course, it was just a phase. I haven't lost that one particular screw up in my head yet. Instead, I took out my coin purse which is where I'm supposed to barf my emotions out. That's where all the unnecessary thoughts that accumulate to unnecessary stress go to. I'm thinking the color will turn from pink to black in no time.

This is all because of the confusion I had between Mark Ruffalo and Benjamin Bratt. Mmm Hmm. I am scaring you, aren't I? Oh no.

My point is, it's possible whoever came up with the quote 'Curiosity Kills' meant it literally. These kind of people have definitely unscrewed that special screw due to excessive thinking.

Google is a bitch. It's a nice day to be alive though :)

Octopus

Salam Cafe was discussing about an invention called the 'Automatic Wudu' Machine' last night. So, I decided to put my google hat on to find out more about it. Apparently its been around for two years already. Gee. Talk about lembabness.

So this is how you perform ablution effortlessly.





Yeah, and in a couple of years you should be expecting an 'Automatic Praying Machine' where you'll have some equipment that'll help you perform your rukuks and sujuds. Or maybe a robot that'll put your telekung on for you because you're just too bloody sleepy to reach out for it during subuh prayers.

In respect to this, I would want to say technology is a pain but that's sorta questioning my faith indirectly as well.

So I shall sit down quietly here and finish up my readings.

Ooooh, before I go, here's a few tunes you might wanna try listening if you're feeling a tad shady. It'll instantly make you wanna kick your shoes and strum that air guitar or come up with ridiculous dance moves. Lol. Okay busted! :P

The late 80's/early 90's always does wonders to me, for reasons unknown. It's probably the most disliked era, in comparison to the 60's and 70's. The videos made are hilarious though. This video by Haircut 100 is just... odd. Lol. Aaand I might have to add that it was the 'dress gone wrong' era though. Some of those neon colors were sooooo wrong (and they're actually back again this time around alongside the whole Ray-Ban craze going on). But really, I need a fashion police of my own too, so I might not be the best person to discuss fashion issues. Ah well, my MLP t-shirt says it all :)

1) Starship - We built this city
2) Billy Joel - We didn't start the fire (Amazinggggg)
3) A-Ha - Take on me
4) Bon Jovi - Livin' on a prayer (Ahh forever and ever I shall love! Lol)
5) The Cure - Boys don't cry
6) Katrina and The Waves - I'm walking on sunshine
7) Go West - King of wishful thinking

Sakitla.

Unguided

Sometimes I think I have this huge amount of respect for people who are self-absorbed. Yes, they're probably the most arrogant bunch around but I really look up to their honesty. Their honesty of loving themselves so much which makes them look very genuine.

Truth be told, its pointless to love others when you find it so hard to love yourself in the first place.